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How to read a venue quote

Minimum spend, corkage, and the four questions that find the real number before you fall in love with the room.

Venue quotes are not designed to deceive you. They are designed to be compared favourably with other venue quotes, which in practice comes to the same thing. The headline number on page one is real, but it is rarely the number you will pay, and the difference lives in four places.

Minimum spend

A venue that charges four thousand for hire and requires a twelve thousand pound minimum spend is a sixteen thousand pound venue. This is not hidden, exactly. It is on page three, in the paragraph beginning "please note". Saturdays in peak season nearly always carry one, and it is the first question to ask, before you visit, because it is the question that removes venues from your list fastest.

Corkage

If you want to bring your own wine, the per-bottle charge matters more than it looks. At twelve pounds a bottle across a hundred and twenty guests, corkage can quietly cost more than the wine. Some venues will negotiate it in January. Almost none will negotiate it for a Saturday in July.

The wet weather plan

Every venue with a garden ceremony has a wet weather plan. The question is whether the plan is "the orangery seats everyone" or "we move the chairs into the bar". Ask to see the wet weather room set for a ceremony, not empty. A couple we spoke to for this piece booked on the strength of a lawn and got married, happily as it turns out, in a corridor.

The headline number is real. It is just rarely the number you will pay.

What is actually included

Two quotes for eight thousand pounds are not the same quote. One includes furniture, linen, a coordinator on the day and the first night for the couple. The other includes a room. The inclusions list on a VOWÉA venue profile is pulled from the venue's own published packages precisely so you can compare this line by line, and the difference between two "identical" quotes is routinely three thousand pounds of hire you would otherwise arrange yourself.

Ask the four questions by email before you visit anywhere. The answers sort your shortlist faster than a month of showrounds, and a venue that answers them plainly is telling you something about what it will be like to work with for a year.

Tom Whitfield · Tom covers the price of getting married. Before this he wrote about consumer finance, which turns out to be the same job with better outfits.